Rejected Slogans for the Democratic Party’s New Agenda

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  • It’s Donkey Time: A Good Time

  • Feelin’ Blue? We Are, Too!

  • The Best Deal: A Tremendous Deal, Believe Me

  • There Is a Little Donkey in All of Us and, Oh, How It Brays

  • Pokémon Go Register as a Democrat, Please

  • AMERICA IS BROKEN WE REALLY DON’T KNOW HOW IT HAPPENED AND WE ARE TRYING TO FIX IT AAAAAHHH

  • Again, Bernie Would Not Have Won

  • Rock Around the Donk’!

  • Donk’ Around the Clock!

  • Hi, We Are the Party That Did Not Support Trump, What More Do You Need (a Lot More, We Get It, We’re Trying)

  • Middle-Class America, We Understand Your Concerns: Mitch McConnell Does Look Like a Turtle

  • Inky Binky Bonky, Donkey Donkey Donkey

  • How Can You Seriously Be a Republican Right Now?

  • We Are the Party of the Kamala Harris Eyebrow-Raise

  • Remember When We Didn’t Try to Eliminate Your Health Care?

  • Please Stop It with the Whole “G.O.P. Is the Party of Lincoln” Thing! He Created the First Federal Income Tax and Believed the Federal Government Should Fight for Minorities Oppressed by State Governments! Are You for Real? Have You Not Heard of Party Realignment? Anyway, We Are Nice!!!

  • Not Perfect, But Also Not Trump