Trump 2020 Potential Campaign Slogans
“Of course he’s running for reëlection.”
—Sarah Huckabee Sanders, White House deputy press secretary.
Trumpnado 2: Not This Again
2Trump 2Spurious
Trump and Pence’s Bogus Presidency
Air Trump: Orange Retweeter
White House Party 2: Pajama Jammy Jam (FOR TENS ONLY!)
Clear Eyes. Full Hearts. Can’t Impeach.
Solar-Eclipse Glasses Are Fake News! (pre-eclipse slogan)
The Blind Leading the Blind (post-eclipse slogan)
You Will Not Replace Us (Suggested by Some of Trump’s “Very Fine” Friends)
America: Great and Greaterer
With Liberty and Justice for Nobody
Benghazi! E-mails! Crooked Hillary!
She’s Running Again, Right?
When They Go Low, We Go High (Melania’s Suggestion)
Trump Two. Or Is It Trump Too? Trump To!
Securing Our Nonsecure Borders
Securing Our Desecure Borders?
Donald J. Trump: Lincoln Reincarnated
Donald J. Trump: My Crowd Was Bigger Than Lincoln’s
Trump 2020: He’ll DEFINITELY Release His Tax Returns This Time
Trump 2020: Psych! Still Under Audit
I’m the President, So You’re All Losers
Tweeter-in-Chief 2: Next Stop, Emojiville
That’s One Small Step for White Man, One Giant Leap Backward for Everyone Else
Who Else Will I Ban? Stay Tuned to Find Out!
Building a Bridge to the Nineteenth Century
The Non-Democrat Candidate—Need I Say More?
2016: Twitter President; 2020: Snapchat President (You Know You’re Curious)
To Err is Human; To Collude, Divine
With Great Power Comes Great Reprehensibility
“The Apprentice” Season 16: The One Where Ivanka Fires Jared
Seriously? I Didn’t Even Want This Job
Can’t Ivanka Just Do It?